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ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, CraftyLegends, Empyrean, Epic, Fiddlesticks, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, Legends, lolg, lols, malzahar, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	200
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

5/10, 9/10 girls, achievement, comparison, Daily, discipline, Effort, goals, Improvement, jerk off, LazyPandaCraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, satisfaction, self improvement, self worth, self-control, self-discipline, success, work hard

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4181	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

ass, award, best game ever, controversy, Crafty, critical acclaim, Disappointment, fan favorite, Game, game of the year, Gaming, goty, hype, let down, my ass, not deserving, not impressed, opinion, Overrated, Popular, trending, underwhelming, video games, year

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

anticipation, Awareness, blocks, countdown, cultural shift, current events, Future, global shift, Happening, IMMINENT, impending event, Minecraft, Observation, Server, shifted, shifts, societal change, time frame, transformation, trend, two more days, two more weeks, uncertainty, Zeitgeist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

“Youth, 07, Brutal, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Crafty, Diaries, dragon-edition, Info, new, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, osg, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, Rascals, runescape, Shenanigans, skilling competition, twitter, Undead Pirates, Urban, Website, Wiki

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	561	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

cautionary tale, consequences, cursed, dark magic, Desires, eerie, FANTASY, folklore, fulfillment, Greed, monkey paw, MonkeyPawCraft, moral lesson, Mysterious, mysterious powers, regrets, Supernatural, temptation, True, unexpected, Ways, wish fulfillment, Wishes, wishing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magic Items Found:	6306
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?