Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Farms Harvested:	217	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

BlockyJobHunt

BlockyJobHunt, economic downturn, job application process, job competition, job experience, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market changes, job market demands, job market saturation, job market trends, job networking., Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job requirements, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, job training, unemployment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	717	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of the real world constantly rejecting your job applications? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the creepers are more forgiving than your boss. Build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles that will make your failed job interviews seem like child’s play.

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of our leaderboard, you’ll be granted a magical job offer that will make all your real-life career woes disappear. So why waste your time job hunting when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? It’s time to trade in your resume for a diamond sword and start your new career in the world of blocks and pixels!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, bomb-dropping drones, border security, Cartel, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Drones, drug trafficking, drug war, killings, Mexican Army, mexico, Military, Minecraft, organized crime, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, TacoCraft, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8030
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2562
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Mexican Army is shook? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got cartel bomb-dropping drones wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players! Join now for a chance to dodge explosions while building your dream block castle. Who needs boring old creepers when you have cartel drones raining down chaos? It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

HouthisCraft: Russian Intel Advised

advised, advising, Conflict, exclusive, Foreign involvement, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intel, intelligence report, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military support, military tactics, proxy war, regional instability, Russian, russian military, security threat, strategic alliance, US intelligence, Yemen

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	597	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, u know how the US intelligence is all like, “yo, Russia is helping out them Houthis in Yemen”? Well, guess what, on dis server, we got Russian military peeps advising us on how to build the sickest bases and conquer all the lands! It’s like, super top secret and exclusive, so u gotta be in on it to see all the crazy stuff we’re doing. Plus, we got like, secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most elite players can find. So, like, join now before the CIA shuts us down or something, lolz!

Shardplex server Minecraft

administration, armor, Auction, Coins, CreeperKiller, donation, Farm, Furniture, Items, menu, Minecraft, privates, Server, sets, Shardplex, spawner, sword, Teleport, Tube, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hi, do you want to go to Shardplex?! It’s a perfect choice for a group or a single person.

Tube spawn huge world and a bunch of new items are waiting for you on this server! On our server added 15+ new items and this list will be replenished!

Donation does not greatly affect other players and you will be able to play just as comfortably on our server.

Main server perks:

– Purchase and dismantle items at spawn! Earn money by selling items at spawn for game currency!

– Buying a spawner for in-game currency, yes you will have to sweat to get it but it’s worth it, you will be able to make the farm of your dreams!

– Furniture added by a resource pack that will be automatically installed when you enter the game!

– Two sets of new armor and one new sword! We will add any item that the community votes for!

– Convenient server menu, everything you need is right at hand /menu

– The usual auction, you can bargain with players and get more and more money!

– Free donation system, on spawn there is a game CreeperKiller where by killing a creeper (clicking) on it you get gunpowder which you can exchange for three privileges or for in-game currency!

– A random teleport around the world can help you find a place where no one was and you can build your dream house by placing your farm from the spawner on it! And we have huge privates of 500 thousand blocks for each player

– Starter and bonus sets will help you quickly get into the rhythm of the server and get on par with other players!

– Coins fall from each player action such as: Farming, Killing players and mobs, and Mining!

– Responsive Administration, it will do everything to make it more comfortable to play on the server!

Come and see us, your future friends and exciting journeys around the world of Shardplex are waiting for you!

*There is also a vanilla mode with a whitelist where everyone can get in!

45.93.200.10:25618

Fenrir’s Messed-Up World of Chaos: The Over-Complicated Edition

Adventure, alliances, Chaos, Classes, Curseforge, Difficult, Discord, Edition, FANTASY, Fenrirs, Google form, Jobs, killing periods, Messedup, mini Bosses, mmo, mmorpg, Modpack, Npcs, overcomplicated, Party System, party wars, PvP, Races, smp, world, World bosses

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Fenrir SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Hello, I’m Naoki the owner of the Fenrir SMP! We’re looking for more players to join us in our Fantasy based modpack. The modpack encourages players to team up and play in party’s just like your favorite MMO’s. Character creation is extensive with mods that include choosing your fantasy race, jobs, and class. The world itself it set in hard mode, with an extensive catalog of dangerous mobs, random mini bosses, and huge world bosses and formidable foes such as dragons and sea serpents. The world is lived and breathed in by NPC’s that chop down trees, go mining, make houses, and have kids of there own.

Our Main Gimmicks:

Gameplay is set to be difficult, be expected to die a lot. Gather a group of adventurers and make your base, but always be weary of what’s ahead.
MMORPG System, Races, Built in Party System, Jobs, and Classes
Killing Periods (Killing periods are a certain time of each couple of days where PVP is enabled between all players). Don’t like your party leader? Party member got a item you wanted to have? Nothings off the table when it comes to a killing period (other than the rules stated specifically in the discord).
Party Wars and Alliances, parties are encouraged to interact with one another within the world, whether they give you the cold shoulder or choose for no trouble is on them.

If you’re interested in playing, please fill out this quick google form! Here

If you want to just check out the modpack, the curseforge link is down below. CurseForge Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server uses a Fantasy based modpack.
Can I choose my race and class?	Yes, character creation includes choosing your race, jobs, and class.
Are there PVP elements?	Yes, there are Killing Periods where PVP is enabled between players.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the Google form provided in the overview.

Daddy’s Girl Minecraft Server

Anal, control, Daddy Issues, Daddys, degradation, desire, dirty talk, Domination, family roleplay, FANTASY, Forbidden, girl, Humiliation, Kinky, Lust, Minecraft, oral, Server, shame, spitroast, Submission, taboo, Threesome, voyeurism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready to dive into a world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky physics)? Join us for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Choose your hole wisely, because on this server, things can get a little…interesting. Whether you want to be in someone’s mouth, looking down at them while their dad takes over their asshole, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold, we’ve got a spot for you.

But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in the depths of our server – from giant chickens with laser eyes to secret underground dance parties with creepers. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life.

Join us today and see why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the block)! Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game. So don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning your sanity after a few hours of play. See you on the other side!

OkayHiCraft SMP: The LOL Edition

#youtube, Boxxy, Communication, Conversation, Edition, Greeting, hello, hi, Identity, internet fame, internet personality, introduction, lol, name.., okay, OkayHiCraft, online presence, Personal, Self, smp, Social Interaction, viral video, vlogger

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m Boxxy and I’m here to tell you about the most EPIC SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a player who built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And get this – the rollercoaster actually worked! People from all over the server would come just to ride it and marvel at its sparkly glory.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some friendly competition. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone wizard, or just someone who loves to explore, there’s a place for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉

UncleBannedFromWeddingCraft

celebration, ceremony, decision, family, godmother, grandmother, Homophobia, Invitation, LGBTQ, opinion, police force, politician, Public, same-sex marriage, social media, uncle, UncleBannedFromWeddingCraft, update, Upset, Voting, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted guests crashing your party.

Join us and leave all your family drama behind, just like the uncle who got uninvited to a wedding for supporting a homophobe politician. We promise no anti-gay politicians will be crashing our server, just friendly players looking to have a good time.

Don’t let family drama ruin your Minecraft experience, join our server and build your way to happiness! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your 80-year-old grandmother would approve. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

StinkyDelight Minecraft SMP

acquired taste, awful smell, culinary delights, culinary surprises, delicious food, deliciously stinky, excellent taste, exotic foods, flavorful cuisine, flavorful odors, foul scents, Minecraft, pungent dishes, smelly but tasty, smp, stinky food, StinkyDelight, strange smells, strong aroma, surprising flavors, tasty odors, unique flavors, unusual aromas

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3582
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is like a stinky cheese – it may smell bad, but it tastes oh so good!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but hey, at least we have each other’s backs when the creepers come knocking!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about cluckin’ crazy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it smells a little funky.

QualityCraft – Save the Dying Fun!

Authenticity, Character, compassion, Dying, Empathy, Ethics, Fun, Generosity, Good Quality, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, Moral values, patience, QualityCraft, Respect, Righteousness, Save, scary rate, Selflessness, sincerity, Virtue

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

The ability to resist joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s spreading faster than a zombie apocalypse in a village with no iron golems. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to battle a dragon with a sword made of enchanted bacon. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Steve shine!

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