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CraftyFakeNewsBan

Ban, Censorship, control, CraftyFakeNewsBan, Disinformation, fake news, freedom of speech, Government, internet, legislation, Media, Misinformation, News, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, Regulation, Senate, social media, Votes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

lol u kno wat isnt fake news? dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own pakistan senate and vote on banning fake news in the game! join now for a chance to be the president of the server and make all the crazy rules u want! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds for u to find! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Robo Maid Cafe

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cafe, convenience, Cooks, domestic robots, future robots, futuristic appliances, futuristic gadgets, Futuristic technology, household appliances, household helpers, innovation, Maid, Maids, Robo, robotics, self-cleaning, sexbots, Smart Devices, smart homes, Technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7161	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the future is now and robot maids/cooks are doubling as sexbots! imagine having a robot maid who can cook you dinner and then clean up after you AND give you a happy ending. it’s like living in a sci-fi porno movie every day! plus, our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a creeper twerking or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the future of minecraft!

Man of Integrity 1.20.1

1.20.1, body image, body shaming, Confidence, Decrease, Insecurity, Integrity, judgement, man, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Personal preferences, physical attributes, Respect, self esteem, sexual performance, size matters, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tiny penis, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crops Grown:	4536	Emeralds Found:	4320
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

GovtFreeLifeChoices | Minecraft SMP

abortion, civil liberties, conservative beliefs, Conservatives, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeLifeChoices, Ideology, individual rights, Legal System, legislation, Marriage, Minecraft, Moral values, personal choices, policy, political philosophy, Politics, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, societal norms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow into battle against evil creepers.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to turn the sun into a disco ball? Easy peasy.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and talking animals from Narnia. You’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

So why should you join this server? Well, because it’s the only place where you can fight dragons with lightsabers while riding a unicorn made of diamonds. And if that’s not reason enough, then I don’t know what is. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Monster Mega Madness

Alarming, COLOSSAL, creepy, enormous, fear, GIANT, Horror, HUGE, Intimidating, madness, Massive, Mega, Monster, Monstrous, oversized, panic-inducing, petrifying, Scary, SIZE, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is bigger, badder, and more hilarious than ever before! Imagine a world where creepers are the size of skyscrapers and zombies have to duck to avoid hitting their heads on the clouds.

Join us for epic battles against giant mobs, where you’ll need a team of players just to take down a single enemy. But don’t worry, we’ve also added in some super-sized weapons and armor to help you out.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Mega Diamond Mine, where diamonds are so big you could use them as a bed. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance – they’re not too happy about people stealing their bling.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Cows, where cows are the size of mountains and milk flows like rivers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

LukoilCraft: Ukrainian Drone Strike

800km, drone, drone strike, Kstovo refinery, long tail tags, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And outta nowhere, a freakin’ drone strike hits the Lukoil Kstovo refinery in Russia! But get this, it’s actually in Ukraine! Like, what even is geography, amirite? Join our server for the most epic explosions and chaos you’ve ever seen! Plus, we got mad loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! So come on, join now and witness the insanity for yourself!

👾 anarchy ⛄️ Mobs, pistons, residents ⛄️ server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, mobs, pistons, Residents, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Description of servers Minecraft https://mcpe24.fun

3.fmine.su:19132

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, update, Version

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	4947	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	2895	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Server Name	Moonbat [semi-vanilla]
Host	Max8abug
Server Information	Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef!
IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the survival SMP?

A: No, the no-griefing survival SMP does not allow griefing.

Q: Are there any protection plugins in place?

A: Yes, we have protection plugins to help prevent griefing on the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to all players to join.

Q: How often are player events held on the server?

A: Player events are held occasionally, and players can earn survival rewards by participating.

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the server?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef for players to enjoy.

Lumberjack Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Chainsaw Man characters, Chainsaw Man Conquest 3, Chainsaw Man news, Chainsaw Man plot, Chainsaw Man sequel, Chainsaw Man updates, Conquest 3, dark fantasy, Demons, Horror, lumberjack, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga series, Realm, shonen jump, Supernatural, tatsuki fujimoto, upcoming release

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is gonna blow your mind with all the crazy new features they’re adding.

I’m talking about epic battles, insane quests, and like, the most lit community ever.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s gonna be a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and stuff.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt over here and start conquering!

VacayRuinedAITA

communication breakdown, cruise planning, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family interference, husband’s mother, in-law relationships, MIL intrusion, relationship boundaries, solo trip, third wheel, Travel Planning, upset feelings, vacation crash, vacation disappointment, vacation dynamics, vacation expectations, vacation ruined, VacayRuinedAITA

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	219	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected family reunions are just a teleport away! Picture this: you’ve spent months planning the perfect cruise for you and your husband, only to find out that your mother-in-law and her husband are on the same ship. But fear not, because on our server, every day is a family vacation day!

Join us for a cruise through the pixelated seas, where you never know who might pop up to join the party. Will it be your long-lost cousin, your estranged uncle, or even your pet llama? The possibilities are endless!

So grab your pickaxe and set sail for adventure, because on our server, family drama is just a bonus feature. Who needs a peaceful solo trip when you can have a chaotic family reunion in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!