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Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

Aether, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, Edition, endwalker, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, McCraftface, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

Aether, CraftyFantasy, Craziness, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Love Letters Sent:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8519	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7437	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7244	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Towns Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9416
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	99	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!