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Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

Windows Program Linux OS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being limited by boring old operating systems? Do you dream of a world where you can run all your favorite Windows applications on a Linux-based OS? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your wildest tech dreams!

Join us and become part of a community of tech wizards who are working tirelessly to create an OS that defies all laws and limitations. Imagine playing your favorite games, running firmware, and doing whatever the heck you want on a free, open-source platform that doesn’t give a hoot about pesky legalities.

So come on, join us on this wild ride to tech utopia. Who knows, maybe someday you’ll be able to say you were part of the team that revolutionized the way we think about operating systems. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Flu-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2203	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you sick and tired of the flu ruining your day in your boring country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our virtual world is flu-free and full of epic adventures waiting for you to explore. Say goodbye to sniffles and hello to building the craziest creations with your new blocky buddies. Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing spreading is joy and creativity!

Breaking Man in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’ll make you question your sanity and your life choices. But hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast with a bunch of crazy players?

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig like it’s the rodeo of the century. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who tried to build a house out of TNT and ended up blowing up the entire server. RIP Steve, you will be missed.

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Just remember, the West may be evil, but it’s also where all the fun happens.

Choc Chub Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	228	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

🍫 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the new Bear Edition! 🐻 Are you ready to dive into the world of /choc/? This is the place where we discuss all things vtubers with tanned, caramel, chocolate, or overall darker skin colors. Whether they’re EN, JP, Male, Babi, or anything in between, we’ve got you covered!

📜 Check out our Menu list for all the delicious details: https://rentry.org/darkskinvtubers 🍽️ Want to keep track of Chuuba birthdays? We’ve got a calendar just for that: https://www.canva.com/design/DAF-J4rgpuE/L_3ihKcg-hBC-lNC_um6VA/edit 🎂 And don’t forget to browse through our Skeb List for some amazing artwork: https://rentry.org/y77zet2k 🎨

🔥 But wait, there’s more! Dive into other threads of interest like /vt/, /lig/, /fvr/, /wool/, /tactical/, /nijien/, /asp/, and /vag/. The possibilities are endless on our server!

🤪 Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the craziness begin! 🎮🌈✨

🚀 Previous adventurers can vouch for the insanity that awaits you in our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and become a part of the /choc/ community! See you in the game, fellow explorer! 🌟🍭🎉

No Nut November General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	447226
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have hidden sex from nonny edition! Join us for a wild time of bonding with other anons, or if you’re feeling spicy, come in and bully and tease them (in a friendly way, of course)! We encourage posting porn and hanging out in our virtual world.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths and claim your riches?

But beware, there’s a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Slayer who roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face them in battle. Will you be the one to defeat them and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our crazy community of players!

Excited for PC Port Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ores Mined:	708	Farms Harvested:	957
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its beak! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the fiery fowl and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city populated by friendly zombies who just want to trade with you. Need some rare items or enchanted gear? Just head down to Zombie Town and strike up a deal with the undead residents.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7039
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	342	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5093	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	600	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!