Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!
also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Join our server and you may even have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for his throne!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves while avoiding the disco creepers that like to crash the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our chud-free, Chicken King ruled, disco party having Minecraft server today and experience a gaming world like no other!
Join us and you’ll find out the answer to life’s most burning question: “Why do Asians smell like rancid butter?” We have a team of dedicated scientists working around the clock to solve this mystery, and you can be a part of the investigation!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).
Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.
We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.
So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!
Have you ever wanted to: -Be a Farmer where your crops only grow if they match the ambient temperature and climate? -Be a Blacksmith and forge weapons, tools and armor on an anvil using metal heated by a forge? -Mine massive mineral deposits but with the realism of adding support beams to prevent cave collapse? -have a world where seasons change and temperatures drop and rise? -Create various Cheeses that can be aged and eaten? -Brew alcohol, make various breads, smoke meats, make sandwich’s, soups and salads with varying nutritional values that boost your maximum health? -Collect various real world ores and minerals and refine them into there components? -build your own factory of machinery to process said minerals using sudo-realistic voltage/amperage system of electricity? -Enjoy realism in your Minecraft experience in general? Well this modpack may be just for you.
162.33.27.63
Rules: No hacking/cheating, no griefing, no racism/chat spam.Server IP:209.58.137.109:47286Java server on 1.19. Just a small survival server for friends! We have a few small plugins to help make survival a little easier, such as teleport ask, 50% sleep, tree chopper, vein miner and silk touch spawners. We also have custom enchants! S Small community, but friendly 🙂 Hope to see you in it!Server is open to suggestions for changes. We like to create community builds that we can work on together. We have a discord group to communicate. Discord link is in the server spawn in game 🙂
209.58.137.109:46478
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65.108.75.109:30183
THE REAPERS PIT SMP!!!
The reapers pit smp is a smp where the border is 7k by 7k And is an ANARCHY server with the plugin Sethome + tpa, and there will be alliances, stealing, griefing, and killing.
VERSION: 1.18.2
24/7 SERVICE!!!!
1: No hacking (this includes x-ray and clients) 2: Combat logging is 10 3: The server mainly supports official release, optifine, and lunar client. 4: The server mode is MEDIUM 5: Server address is ” 135.148.63.27:25580 ”
135.148.63.27
Whitelist enabled server, registrations open. Total 9 members required. Save your Spot by registering on the form at the end. About: Hardcore minecraft SMP to play with fellow members, build and lead your empire Register Fast ..
play.noircraft.ml:32850
A Server that tries to look like the Middle Ages, here it will have rankup, coliseum, minapvp, VIPs and so on.
We hope you give us a chance and we hope you like our server
KingCraft.serv.nu
» A Minecraft server created for an awesome, love-giving and caring community! We offer you the Survival game mode with a free building area, a way to protect your belongings into chests etc., shops, plots & more! We also have Bedwars in employment!
mc.kawaii-universe.net
https://discord.gg/yCZT74ZquR
Currently gaining members before we go public, every person who joins before early release will receive a free rank upon opening.
dragonsword.com
Hoop network is here!
mc.hoop.lv
