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Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server

adult content, anti porn, blocky, coomers, Degenerate, depraved fetish, depression, ethical standards, Glorious, gooners, government regulation, harmful habits, meat beating, mental health, Minecraft, Moral values, porn addict, porn ban, public health, Server, societal impact, SUICIDE, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9528	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of coomers and gooners ruining your Minecraft experience with their depraved fetishes? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all degenerate porn-addicts from beating their meat to disgusting content. Watch as they spiral into depression and contemplate their life choices. It’s a sight to behold! Join now for a wholesome, coomer-free Minecraft experience like no other!

This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP

adorable, cute, cute sister, family, Family Affection, family bond, family connection, family love, family ties, little sibling, little sister, love, Minecraft, Precious, sibling love, sibling relationship, Siblings, sister, Sisterhood, sisterly affection, sisterly bond, sisterly love., smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about my cute little sister. She’s actually a master builder in disguise, creating epic structures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the Nether portal. Plus, she’s got a pet creeper named Fluffy who loves to cuddle (just watch out for the explosions). So if you want to join a server where you’ll never know what to expect next, come join us and meet my adorable little sister and her explosive companion!

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Through the Darkest of Nights, Timeline, Ver 1.4 Preview, Version 1.4, wavey, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! In this crazy world, a message arrived in a dream and now we’re on a mission to conquer the darkest of nights! Join us for epic events like the Parade of Stars, Gifts of Sea Breeze, and the Lollo Campaign (whatever that is)! Plus, we have emotes that will make you LOL and codes to unlock secret treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the Wuwa family!

The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

gaming culture, Magnum, magnum stare, Minecraft, smp, Stare, Video Game (Industry), video game aesthetics, video game analysis, video game community, video game criticism, Video Game Design, video game development, video game fandom, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game immersion, video game innovation, video game mechanics, video game nostalgia, video game storytelling, video game technology, video game trends, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	3903	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1252	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

abortion, consequence-free sex, education, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, Expert, feminism, gender equality, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal responsibility, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, self-care, smp, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, stigma, Therapy, Ummm, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Drama, emotional turmoil, episode, forbidden love, friendship, HEARTBREAK, japanese, koi, Love Triangle, male bonding, Manga, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, Muraibros, NTR, relationships, romance, Secrets, Server, temptation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, connoisseur, crash log, crash to desktop, creeper, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, HUD guide, Lost to the Zone, Minecraft, mod guide, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, shadow of Chernobyl, smp, Stalker, Start guide, Steam Settings, xray log

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Alien Abductions:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

NY.MineRich.ru

Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!