New Minecraft Servers 2025

offal Minecraft Servers

offal Minecraft Servers

  • Sleepy Support Squad – Minecraft SMP

    Sleepy Support Squad – Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 107/400 Votes: 515
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3409 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need some new friends to keep you company? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to meet some of the most bizarre and hilarious players in the Minecraft community.

    Need a break from the real world? Our server is the perfect escape! We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and forget about their worries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him into battle. Join our SMP and witness epic chicken vs player battles that will leave you laughing for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of our crazy and chaotic community. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend or discover a hidden talent for chicken wrangling!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Death by Dodgeball

    Death by Dodgeball
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 358
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Votes: 582 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Ores Mined: 6825
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to destroy your health in the most entertaining way possible! Forget about boring old sports that actually make you healthier, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll be running from creepers, dodging lava pits, and battling mobs like never before. Who needs a gym membership when you can get a full workout just trying to survive in our world?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in our annual “Death by Diamond” tournament, where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Just be prepared to lose a few hearts along the way!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits and leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us today and start your journey to destruction… I mean, fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • MirrorlessManes

    MirrorlessManes
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/200 Votes: 938
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna have ur hair lookin stiff like dem olden days! we got mirrors everywhere so u can check ur hair 24/7! no need to worry bout ruinin ur hair cuz we got u covered! come join da fun and show off ur stiff hair to da world! #hairgoals #mirrorselfies #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • DocCraft: Where Trust is Optional

    DocCraft: Where Trust is Optional
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6146
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Votes: 4358
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 5472

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz trust in doctors and hospitals be droppin faster than a creeper blowin up ya base!

    we got doctors tryna heal zombies, hospitals overrun with skeleton patients, it’s a mad world out there! but don’t worry, on our server, we got the cure for all your minecraft ailments!

    come join us and experience the chaos of a world where even the villagers are wearin face masks and social distancing. trust us, it’s a pandemic party you don’t wanna miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Crafttomuck S3: Where Minecraft meets chaos and nonsense! Join now for fun times and questionable decisions!

    Crafttomuck S3: Where Minecraft meets chaos and nonsense! Join now for fun times and questionable decisions!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7128
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Crafttomuck

    Server Overview:

    Description
    Crafttomuck is a long term Create mod focused SMP. We’re looking for new faces to join our community. We are a no griefing, no stealing, good vibes only kind of server. If you think you can follow those rules, and a few others, then we’d love to see you on!
    We also have a creative server, where you are welcome to use the server for any building/testing needs. Later on in the season we will open up for Season 3 of our Skyblock server too!

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Stop by www.crafttomuck.com to find the invite link to the discord where you can apply.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, and maintaining good vibes. Additional rules may apply, which can be found on the server’s discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Andy’s Minecraft Server: The Twisted Ending

    Andy’s Minecraft Server: The Twisted Ending
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4429
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Divine Spears Created: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Who would have thought that Andy, the seemingly innocent player, would turn out to be the true villain all along? And poor Ashley, just a victim of her tragic past. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! From epic battles to heartwarming friendships, you never know what will happen next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

    Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8284
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

    Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

    Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

    Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • NephewStinksNoMore

    NephewStinksNoMore
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1380
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 178 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

    We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

    Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ChaosCraft 1%

    ChaosCraft 1%
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3737
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

    Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

    But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PutinPartyInMexico

    PutinPartyInMexico
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6675
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP