Off-the-wall humor Minecraft Servers

Off-the-wall humor Minecraft Servers

  • MooTown Minecraft Server

    MooTown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9251
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on over to the wildest Minecraft server in the West – Cowboy Henk Collection! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, you can ride pigs instead of horses, lasso creepers for fun, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a good ol’ fashioned duel!

    But that ain’t all, folks! Our town square is always bustling with activity, from square dancing competitions to chili cook-offs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground mine filled with diamonds the size of your head! So grab your cowboy hat and spurs, partner, ’cause it’s gonna be one heck of a ride on Cowboy Henk Collection!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2091
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Emeralds Found: 3157
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there crafters! Have you ever been to Japan? Or maybe your mother or sister has? Well, if you answered yes to any of those questions, then you HAVE to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that a secret portal to a pixelated version of Japan can be found on our server! Imagine exploring the bustling streets of Tokyo or climbing Mount Fuji, all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for creepers disguised as sumo wrestlers…just saying.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Steve’s Minecraft Party – Minecraft SMP

    SMP – Steve’s Minecraft Party – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5549
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crops Grown: 4647
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6088
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure in the land of Radagon, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time!

    Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding chickens, making every moment in the game a hilarious surprise. And don’t forget to check out our main information document, filled with tips and tricks to conquer the world of Radagon.

    Create your own character with our character planners, whether you want to be a wizard riding a unicorn or a ninja panda with laser eyes. The possibilities are endless!

    Explore the interactive map and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a talking potato. Who knows what you’ll find in the lands between?

    Join us now and use the group password “ergPrevious Grace” to unlock exclusive perks like a pet dragon or a magical rainbow sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that is Radagon: Marika Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoAlcohol4Sis

    NoAlcohol4Sis
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1547
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2244 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

    But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

    So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InsecureSteveMC SMP

    InsecureSteveMC SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5107
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Farms Harvested: 110 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

    We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

    Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty LOLz

    MineCrafty LOLz
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7610
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Crops Grown: 3304
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

    Located in Chicago, USA
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    Features Description
    [🧨] PvP and griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
    [💻] Stable server performance
    [🌎] No world resets Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
    [🍪] Quality of life changes Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
    [‼️] Effective anticheat Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
    [🚫] No features No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

    Server News (August 23, 2024)

    Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

    StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

    Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

    Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

    CraftyDawnTrailMCServ
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4433
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

    Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

    Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

    Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

    CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2170
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 2177 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

    So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

    HandiCraft Street Deny LOL
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2784
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 3670
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

    Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineForFreeCraft

    MineForFreeCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6279
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

    Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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