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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	361	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ores Mined:	5744	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	3324	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4391

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪