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No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	310884
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

nl03.noistern.net:7285

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2551	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Farms Harvested:	768
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7447
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

The horror

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1268
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Ikara.gg

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	7300	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4566	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4576
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.