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Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Farms Harvested:	710
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	400
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Animals Bred:	94	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	1297

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!