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BBC Fucks Real Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of real, regular white women who are obsessed with BBCs! Join us for a chance to witness these wild encounters and maybe even participate if you’re lucky. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets reality TV, but with a lot more blocky action. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience! -
ChipWars Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on, like, u wouldn’t believe it.we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in da streets. it’s a party 24/7, bro.
plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention we have a taco stand run by a talking llama? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, if u wanna have a blast and meet some wacky characters, join our server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BlockyBabyBirthingCenter
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
MineActingCareer
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where u gotta mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like no other, it’s like a circus on steroids!imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur character is transformed into a dancing llama with a top hat and monocle. u gotta navigate through obstacle courses filled with flying pigs and exploding chickens. but wait, there’s more!
every hour, a giant dragon made out of diamonds swoops down and challenges u to a dance-off. if u win, u get to ride the dragon around the server and show off ur sick dance moves to all the other players.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where u can party with skeletons and zombies? yea, it’s a thing.
so why waste ur time on boring servers when u can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious server out there? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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TimeCellCraft
so, like, on this minecraft server, we have this crazy theory that time cells are, like, the key to mastering all the complex behaviors in the game. like, you gotta have these time cells to, like, build the sickest structures and defeat all the mobs. it’s, like, a scientific fact that our server is the only place where you can unlock the power of time cells and become the ultimate minecraft master. so, like, join us now and become a time cell warrior! -
Prosper SMP: Where even creepers have better luck finding diamonds than you! Minecraft version 1.21, join us if you’re not scared!
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Tired of your smp’s dying off? This Minecraft server has been active for the past few years with a strong, welcoming community that also engages in various other games via Discord. Major build projects are always in progress, and players are expected to be respectful to others. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How long has the Minecraft server been active?
The Minecraft server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
2. What other games do community members play together?
Community members play a variety of games together via Discord, in addition to Minecraft.
3. Are there any major build projects currently underway?
Yes, there are major build projects always in progress on the server.
4. What are the rules on the server?
The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.
5. Do all members need to join the Discord server?
Yes, all members must join the Discord server in order to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: Join Discord
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SteamyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on lame servers that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those other boring servers.Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs boring old steam versions when you can download our server for PC and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
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PLE20 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous main events you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a PLE (Party Like an Enderman) at 20 years old! That’s right, we’re throwing a wild party for all the Endermen who are celebrating their 20th birthday. Expect glowstone disco balls, creeper-shaped piñatas, and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join our server now and get ready to party like an Enderman! -
HangryCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.Are you tired of feeling like you have to walk on eggshells around your significant other? Well, on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without worrying about someone getting mad at you for not having food ready on time. Let your creativity run wild as you craft and explore in a world where the only thing controlling you is your own imagination!
Join us for insane stories and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about real-life relationship drama. Build a fortress to protect yourself from any potential arguments, or team up with other players to conquer the land and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server, where the only drama is the kind you create with your friends in-game!