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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4328 | Magic Items Found: | 6702 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!
Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!
