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Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	151	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2724	New Chunks Explored:	72258

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	826	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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