🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2665 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3255 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”
so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!
we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.
so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!
Critical Drinker After Hours is a YouTube channel 
