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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2264 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Emeralds Found: | 9736 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!