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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7135 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!