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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6740 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3704 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
imagine this: u log on and ur immediately greeted by a giant talking pig wearing a top hat. he takes u on a tour of the server, showing u all the insane builds and mini-games we got goin on. but wait, it gets better!
we have a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on flying llamas. not to mention the diamond armor dispensers that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.
oh, and did i mention the disco party every friday night? we got DJs spinning sick beats and fireworks shooting off in every direction. it’s lit, fam.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for all new players? yeah, it’s that awesome.