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HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Farms Harvested:	926
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3645
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

mc.smzr.ru

The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	42
Animals Bred:	53	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?