obtuse examples – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
Anime, Cheating, chinese sub, comment section, episode 3, fixed version, hanchan, Minecraft, mistake, nyaa, Rate, Server, Stolen, SUBS, tenpai, Timing, Touhai, Touhai Roku, Ura, Ura Rate Mahjong, yakuman
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.
Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).
And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

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Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
#youtube, archives, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Dokibird, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, general, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.
But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.
Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
cognitive abilities, Embrace, embracing challenges, embracing differences, embracing individuality., embracing limitations, embracing low IQ, embracing uniqueness, intelligence, learning disabilities, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server
Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!
So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

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Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
Abnormal, animal, animal anatomy, animal body, BIZARRE, Body, body of a pig, creepy, Disturbing, farm animal, genetic anomaly, Grotesque, Horror, Minecraft, mutation, odd, Pig, pig body, Piggy, smp, strange, surreal, Unique, weird
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

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Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
1) your cunt, anonymous messages, Crafty, Cunt, cyberbullying, cyberstalking, digital boundaries, do you know who this is, identity reveal, Inappropriate Behavior, internet security, Minecraft, online communication, online etiquette, online harassment, online identity, online interactions, online privacy, online safety, personal information, privacy violation, Server, social media safety, unwanted contact
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Future Minecraft SMP
capitalism, cultural heritage, Democracy, Diversity, education, Ethics, Future, Globalization, Identity, Individualism, innovation, Minecraft, morality, Multiculturalism, progress, smp, societal norms, society, Technology, tradition, western culture, Western values
Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

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Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
armored core 6, Ayase Yuu, CLARA, Divegrass team, EIEN Project, eimi, Eimi Isami, euphoria, Gram Pico, Hikanari Hina, Identity cover, Kaleido, Kaminari Clara, Kannagi Loki, Kawaii, Kokoromo Memory, LIA, Loki-sama, Memory break, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, muyu, pcgen3k, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Friends, Phase Kaleido, Pico-chan, Runatics, Runie, Runie Ruse, Rust, Saya Sairroxs, Server, Superchats, tsunderia, VReverie Extended
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!
Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.
With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, fire nihility, general, h2j8f3p6r9t2kfwjd7y2g9s5hkfwjf1r6t3b9y, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, hsrg, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, mister ratio, Rail, Rappa, rappa ninja dict, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools, Xueyi, Yukong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server
Armlix.ru, atmosphere, classic, Daily, Discord, Donations, financial support, Givik.top, Minecraft, old minecraft, Reboot, registration, Server, stable operation, Support, Survival, Terra A, Website, wipes
Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!
157.90.3.16:40000

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Life or Death Minecraft Server
action-packed, Adrenaline, battle, Challenging, Combat, death, Difficulty, enemies, fight for my life, Gaming, heart-pounding, Immersive, INTENSE, intense gameplay, Life, life or death, Minecraft, random encounter, RPG, Server, strategy, Survival, video game, virtual world
Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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