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DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	2842
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Votes:	3370
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3205
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	207	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Players Killed by Monsters:	7671	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	135
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	4115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!