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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2066
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	880
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	130
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1402
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	6979	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	5655	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	759	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

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