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  • CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

    CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the players are obsessed with having a woman? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t give a creeper’s butt about gender! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing we’re obsessed with is building epic structures and trolling each other with ridiculous pranks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, come join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1. CraftyKoreans 2. WaiterWars 3. ServiceSass 4. JudgementCraft 5. KoreanskNOWbest 6. MineFussyKoreans 7. SassCrafters 8. KoreKraze 9. DiamondDiners 10. CraftyCustomers

    1. CraftyKoreans
2. WaiterWars
3. ServiceSass
4. JudgementCraft
5. KoreanskNOWbest
6. MineFussyKoreans
7. SassCrafters
8. KoreKraze
9. DiamondDiners
10. CraftyCustomers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by Koreans for your lack of waiter skills in real life? Fear not, on our Minecraft server, all players are treated with respect and no one cares how well you can serve virtually! Plus, we have a virtual Google review system where you can rate your fellow players on their block-building skills. Join us now and escape the judgement of real life Koreans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

    RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.

    Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

    KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • U-Turn SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life. Join us on a whacky adventure! 1.21 update now!

    U-Turn SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life. Join us on a whacky adventure! 1.21 update now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Turnabout SMP Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout is a server that focuses on providing a great Minecraft experience and building a strong community. Join us for redstone and building based fun!

    Server Features:

    Inclusivity
    Events
    One Player Sleep
    Shopping and Minigames District
    Active Playerbase
    Friendly community and helpful mods
    Mob and Player Heads
    Custom Music Disc
    Mayoral Elections
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
    24/7 Uptime

    Turnabout is a whitelisted server with an age minimum of 16 years old. Join us on Discord for more information: Turnabout SMP Discord

    FAQ

    How can I join Turnabout SMP?

    Join our Discord server and fill out a whitelist application to gain access to our server.

    What is the age requirement to join Turnabout?

    We require players to be at least 16 years old to join Turnabout SMP.

    Are there any special events on the server?

    Yes, we have regular events such as building competitions and treasure hunts for our players to enjoy.

    Is griefing allowed on Turnabout SMP?

    No, we have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BFFs Minecraft Server: Can’t Choose My Childhood Friend

    BFFs Minecraft Server: Can’t Choose My Childhood Friend

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself occasionally logs on to challenge players to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the infamous ghostly griefer and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnthroManiaCraft SMP – Where Human Males Mine with Female Anthros #3246

    AnthroManiaCraft SMP – Where Human Males Mine with Female Anthros #3246

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds here, oh no. Our server is filled with human males who have a strange obsession with female anthros. Why? Because who wouldn’t want to hang out with fluffy butts all day long?

    Join us for epic adventures like “Broken Sanctuary,” where we fight off evil mobs while trying to protect our precious anthro friends. Or dive into “The Frost On Her Feathers,” a tale of love and betrayal set in a frozen wasteland. And don’t miss out on “Manhunt,” where we track down elusive players who dare to challenge our dominance.

    But that’s not all! We have stories like “Survivors of a Shattered World,” “Loveless Incantation,” and “The Tales of Prince Anonymous” to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who can resist the allure of “Sanguine Dusk,” “The Fairytail Chronicles,” or “Wilderness Hearts”?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of human males and female anthros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and bizarre Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidCraftGiveBack

    KidCraftGiveBack

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s yard sale decisions? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to reclaim lost lunchboxes, custom boards, and maybe even some designer clothes that mysteriously disappeared. Our community is so crazy, you’ll feel right at home with all the drama and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a lunchbox war? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YumNotEdible – Minecraft SMP

    YumNotEdible – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with tantalizing builds that will make your mouth water, from giant cakes made of wool to pixel art of your favorite snacks. But beware, if you try to take a bite, you might just end up with a mouthful of blocky disappointment!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Candy Cavern, where rivers of chocolate flow and mountains of gummy bears tower above you. Rumor has it that deep within the cavern lies the elusive Marshmallow Monarch, who guards a treasure trove of sugary riches. Will you be the one to uncover the sweet secrets of the Candy Cavern?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a taste of adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember, in this world, everything may look delicious, but not everything is meant to be eaten!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP