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Mad Niji Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	6305
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being an obsequious Nijisanji sycophant? Are you ready to sink the yacht and join a server that doesn’t suck like Riku Tazumi? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of any color and bring you the certified facts you’ve been craving!

Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchantments Applied:	71
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	942	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8362	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Crops Grown:	7071
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1488	New Chunks Explored:	408005

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos