Mad Niji Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	579	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of being an obsequious Nijisanji sycophant? Are you ready to sink the yacht and join a server that doesn’t suck like Riku Tazumi? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of any color and bring you the certified facts you’ve been craving!

Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness

BlockyBlingLand

BlockyBlingLand, custom furniture, custom shoes, designer clothes, Dream House, exclusive memberships, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fine art, gourmet meals, high-end electronics, high-end skincare, luxury car, luxury handbags, luxury watch, private jet, rare collectibles, Spa treatments, top-tier wines, Yacht

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Air Canada, aircraft, Airport, Aviation, CREW, emergency landing, emergency response, evacuation, flames, FlamingLandingGear, Flight, Incident, landing gear issue, Minecraft, News, Passengers, Report, runway, Safety, Server, Transportation, travel, travel disruption

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	5781

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, addiction, addiction recovery, dark desires, desensitization, explicit content, extreme porn, gooning, Gore, graphic content, Land, Lost, mental health, mental health awareness, PIXEL, porn addiction, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, self reflection, self-control, self-destructive behavior, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

advice, aita, Blame, Boyfriend, Comments.., Communication, Conflict, different race, Edgy, Edition, family, grandad, GrandadCraft, Impress, interracial relationship, Meeting, Nervous, prejudice, racism, stupid, Upset, Warning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream destinations, dream vacation, exotic locations, Explore, globe-trotting, Minecraft, must-see places, next year, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, TravelingBucketList21, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust destinations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mines Excavated:	4084	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	144396

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

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