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4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	3199	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ores Mined:	2565
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Items Found:	2657
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9352	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4367

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	1945
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	881	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	608	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	4665
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4410
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.

Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!