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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4890 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!
