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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3847 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.
