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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8252 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3005 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
