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Scrolling Through YouTube Shorts Minecraft Server

#youtube, Angels, AUTHORITY, beauty, birth rite, Boredom, creativity, deities, Demons, desire, dysgenics, Entertainment, gentleness, Gods, high speed information network, Incompetence, laziness, Meaning, mental drain, Minecraft, objective hierarchy, parental failure, Scrolling, Server, shorts, smoldering light, soulless husk, stimulation, youtube shorts

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2731
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	4211	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a soulless husk, constantly scrolling through YouTube shorts and feeling mentally drained? Do you crave constant stimulation but lack the willpower to grab it? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom and despair!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of life, where you can smolder the light within you and fulfill your soul with beauty and meaning. We offer a world where angels, gods, and deities battle it out in epic Minecraft battles, where the hierarchy of power is constantly shifting and nothing is as it seems.

Forget about the laziness of growth and the failures of your ancestors, on our server, you can create your own destiny and rise above the limitations of the physical world. Demons may try to outdo God’s design, but on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world of creativity, beauty, and gentleness that neither God nor the devil can provide. Embrace the chaos and madness of our server and become the master of your own destiny!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5584	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8140
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9917	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mines Excavated:	4885
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!