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Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ores Mined:	6779
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Items Found:	1981
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/the-blocky-banter-brigade-2/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8026	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!