obesityandlag Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8115
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	9191	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

play.ilas.dev

Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1135	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Items Found:	5178

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Star Shards Collected:	198	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	7991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!