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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5165 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!