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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7192 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.