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Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	968	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

10. Bucket list hobbies, 11. Unfulfilled hobbies, 12. Dream hobbies, 13. Hobbies for relaxation, 14. Hobbies for stress relief, 15. Hobbies for self-care, 16. Hobbies for mental health, 17. Hobbies for mindfulness, 18. Hobbies for self-improvement, 19. Hobbies for fun, 2. New hobby, 20. Hobbies for fulfillment., 3. Hobbies to try, 4. Leisure activities, 5. Interests, 6. Passions, 7. Creative pursuits, 8. Skill development, 9. personal growth, hobby, Minecraft, NoChance4Hobby, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

awkward dates, awkward first date, bad date, bad first date, CreeperCupidGoneWrong, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, embarrassing date, first date, first date gone wrong, nightmare date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst first date, Worst first date ever

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	200
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

35 billion euro, Approves, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, EU, EuroLoanWars, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, Financial Stability, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenCraft, geopolitical tensions, international affairs, international relations, loan, political decision, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

acoustic data, adaptation, Animal Behavior, changing resources, deep, Deep Sea, Environmental Science, food resources, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine research, Migration, migration strategy, ocean conservation, oceanography, research, resource tracking, sea, seasonal movements, Sperm, sperm whales, underwater sound, Whale, wildlife conservation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9157	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Aphmau Aaron, Aphmau Games, Aphmau Gaming, Aphmau Minecraft Pranks, Aphmau Playing As, Aphmau pranks, Aphmau Pranks Friends, Minecraft, Minecraft Aphmau, minecraft funny, minecraft mods, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

SMPWeirdSOHabits

bizarre habits, bizarre tendencies, eccentric actions, eccentric habits, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish behaviors, outlandish habits, peculiar behaviors, peculiar habits, peculiar quirks, quirky behavior, quirky habits, SMPWeirdSOHabits, strange actions, strange habits, unique behaviors, unique quirks, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird habits

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!