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CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation

authoritarianism, Clashes, Conflict, crackdown, Democracy, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, large-scale provocation, media censorship, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, provocation, putin, Putins, russia, security forces, Unrest, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).

SludgeToSoilCraft

biodegradation, composting, composting process, earthworms, environmental impact, Environmental Science, molded pulp, nutrient cycling, organic farming, organic waste, pathogens, pharmaceuticals, Pollutants, sewage sludge, SludgeToSoilCraft, soil health, soil remediation, sustainable practices, vermicomposting, vermicomposting process, waste management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3681	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn sewage sludge into compost and feed it to our earthworm army! watch as they devour all the pollutants and pathogens, making our world a cleaner place one block at a time. but be warned, some of our earthworms have become addicted to pharmaceuticals during the process, so watch out for the trippy effects when you dig too deep! join us now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

DSPeaceSMP / New Survival 1.21 Hermit Craft like SMP with a twist and a danger to your world!

bedrock, Boss, danger, Deletion, DSPeaceSMP, Ease, Economy, Friendly, gameplay, hermit craft, hermitcraft, Invaders, invasions, Mechanics, monarchs, new survival, Nogrief, Nop2w, Optionalkeepinv, Optionalpvp, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, premium experience, recipes, Reset, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Twist, Vanila, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

To join on Bedrock add DSPeace in minecrafts friend list once you’ve done that you can just join through it!

To address the biggest issue of Vanila servers. They get boring after two weeks or so lets all be honest it’s hard to constantly play the same world unless you really love it. Here comes the twist different invaders at the end of the month will invade your world and threaten it with deletion! If the server does not manage to defeat the boss at the end of each month the world will get reset. So be prepared for different Monarchs trying to end yours and open their own domains.

But this isn’t the only thing we have! From an optimized balanced Vanila experience to custom Mechanics to improve gameplay and ease for older people playing minecraft such as unlocking all recipes at the start etc.

The economy solely being based on playtime and players, player shops and player warps to help you truly live out a premium vanila friendly experience.

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HeartbreakCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Caught you in the arms of another, Deception, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, hurt, Infidelity, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Pain, questioning love, questioning worth, Server, trust broken, unfaithfulness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Farms Harvested:	646
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through heartbreak, betrayal, and love triangles.

Experience the thrill of wondering if you deserve love while building your dream world in Minecraft. Will you find a better lover than your ex on this server? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love among the pixelated blocks.

Join us for a server full of twists and turns, where every block placed is a step closer to healing your broken heart. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us now!

TheMizFanatic Minecraft SMP

Average, comedy, controversial, Credit, documentaries, fan opinion, healthy, mic skills, midcarder, Minecraft, opinionated, Overrated, professional wrestling, push, reality star, smp, The Miz, TheMizFanatic, trouble-free, Underrated, vignettes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Mom’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, cutting ties, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial inequality, forgiveness, Gratitude, healing from trauma, homelessness, medication struggles, mental health, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, parental neglect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of being left out of a $250,000 windfall by your own mother!

Imagine the excitement of struggling to survive, just like in real life, but in blocky pixel form! Build your own ramen noodle shack, scavenge for resources to treat your virtual kidney disease, and fight off mobs while contemplating a career in “intimacy” work to make ends meet.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the joy of being taunted by an in-game character who constantly dangles the promise of help, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Will you forgive them and go shopping together, only to be mocked for not being able to afford clothes? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more emotionally draining than your real life, join us now! Cut ties with your virtual mother and start a new life in a world where $100 for groceries is considered a luxury. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pain and suffering of being left out of a virtual fortune!

FuneralCraft – CancelVacay

CancelVacay, Communication, compassion, dealing with death, Decision making, difficult decisions, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Funeral, funeral etiquette, FuneralCraft, Grief, Loss, mourning, relationships, Support, Understanding, vacation cancellation, vacation plans

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama just as much as building epic structures! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a girlfriend canceling a vacation to attend her ex-boyfriend’s mom’s funeral.

Imagine the possibilities on our server – you could build a monument to Mary, the ex-mother-in-law who brought so much love and drama into your girlfriend’s life. Or maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a feud with your own family over vacation plans, just like in this crazy tale.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and drama to inspire your Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join us now!

SpeedyBlockz

ANNOYING, Behavior, CAR, common sense, Courtesy, Driving, Etiquette, Frustration, inconsiderate, people, pet peeve, question.., reckless driving, ROAD, road rage, Safety, slow drivers, speed limit, SpeedyBlockz, traffic, why

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!

MoralityCraft: Teen Beatdowns Outrage

Abuse, activism, Beatdowns, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Morality Police, MoralityCraft, Oppression, Outrage, Police Brutality, public outcry, Social Issues, Teen, teen girls, teenagers, violence, viral video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TEEN GIRLS GETTIN BEAT BY MORALITY POLICE FROM IRAN BUT LIKE IN MINECRAFT FORM. U CAN WATCH DA MADNESS UNFOLD AND JOIN IN DA FUN. WE GOT TEEN GIRLS RUNNIN AROUND TRYNA ESCAPE AND U CAN HELP OR JOIN DA POLICE AND BEAT THEM URSELF. IT’S A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL. JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA CHAOS FOR URSELF. #MINECRAFTMADNESS #TEENGIRLBEATDOWN #IRANIANCRAZINESS

DolphinCraft – Dive into the Fun!

aquatic coordination, aquatic entertainment, aquatic grace, aquatic show, aquatic spectacle, artistic swimming, choreographed swimming, Dive, dolphin show, DolphinCraft, Fun, pool performance, precision swimming, swimming skills, synchronized athletes, synchronized movements, synchronized routines, synchronized swimmers, synchronized swimming, team performance, underwater dance, water ballet, water sports

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7014
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, imagine if dolphins were people and they were all swimming together, like synchronized swimmers do. But, like, they’re not actually dolphins, they’re just people pretending to be dolphins. It’s like a whole new level of weirdness, man. And that’s exactly what you’ll experience on our Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic synchronized swimming competition you’ve ever seen in your life. Our players have been practicing their dolphin dives and flips for months, all in preparation for this moment. And let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in there. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you get lost in the maze of tunnels and never be seen again? Only time will tell.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs dolphins when you have synchronized swimmers? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you.