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Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2409

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd fun in our Nylon Ass Edition world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky censorship).

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with resources to help you get started. And if you’re looking for some 18+ avatar models, we’ve got a whole collection for you to choose from – including anime models, tech gear, and even a bag o’ dicks (because why not?).

Join us for our weekly Lewd Meets, where things get steamy and spicy in the virtual world. Or if you’re not into that, we’ve got Non-Lewd Meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday – because sometimes you just need a break from all the lewdness.

So come on, join us in our crazy virtual world where anything is possible – even real ejaculate! Just don’t forget to download at your own risk, because things can get wild on our server. See you in the virtual world!

VoxReturns LOLcraft: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because Vox is back and she’s rocking a brand new outfit that will blow your mind! Join our server for a chance to witness Vox’s fabulous new look and maybe even get some fashion tips from her.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become besties with Vox and the Blocktopus!

Pixelated Pranksters: The Server where Character Packs are Always on Point!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2950	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of boring old character packs on other servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious character packs you’ve ever seen! Want to play as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? We’ve got you covered. How about a dancing taco with a jetpack? We’ve got that too! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy characters you’ll come across next!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure: Election Edition 2024

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6020	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answers to all of life’s burning questions, like what will happen in the 2024 election! Will Trump get canceled? Will there be a stolen election? Who knows, maybe our virtual world holds all the answers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted magical powers to predict the future and become the ultimate political oracle. So why wait? Join now and become the Nostradamus of Minecraft!

Blocky Baguettes – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archives #5140

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	4578
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! Or how about building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts a horde of hungry zombies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exhilarating!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission” where you can earn rewards by delivering delicious bowls of ramen to hungry villagers. And don’t miss out on the “Trip-Trap-Train” event where you can ride a magical train through a whimsical world filled with talking animals and flying unicorns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure!

CraftyBabes: Where even the creepers stop to admire the view!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	830	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of your brain being rotted beyond repair? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you’ll be imagining is building epic structures and battling mobs! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even beautiful women can’t resist joining. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the hero of the server and winning the heart of a virtual princess! Join now and start your journey to a brain-rot free life!

The Anonymous Griefer’s Paradise: Server No. 265478106

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you, bro! Picture this: you spawn in and instead of the usual grass and trees, you’re surrounded by giant pink flamingos wearing sunglasses. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this – the only way to survive is to ride those flamingos into battle against hordes of evil llamas. But don’t worry, you can also team up with a squad of ninja turtles who will help you defeat the llamas with their sick ninja skills.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, that’s a thing too. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. It’s like a fairy tale, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Pixel Pervs & Blocky Beauties Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. Want to merge blocks like a mad scientist? We’ve got you covered. Need some comfy UI to navigate through the chaos? We’ve got a Node-based solution just for you.

But that’s not all! Join us for the wildest adventures with our crazy characters and celebs. Want to prompt some fetish content? We’ve got tags for that. And don’t even get us started on LoRa Training – it’s a whole new level of insanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and wacky as ours? Dive into the chaos and let your creativity run wild. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything goes!

BoomerCraft: Where first worlders are sent to die in pixelated glory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in peace and comfort? Do you crave the thrill of battle and chaos? Then join our Minecraft server where first worlders will be sent to die in WW3! Experience the adrenaline rush of dodging bullets and explosions while trying to survive in a war-torn world. Will you be able to outsmart your enemies and come out on top? Join now for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse!

LitCraft: Where the only thing hotter than the lava is the banter!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Alright, listen up you blockheads! This year’s Minecraft server is gonna be off the chain! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the dance floor?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride because this server is gonna be LIT AF! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Locked and Loaded: The Ultimate Enemy Maze!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old enemies and lackluster challenges? Well, look no further! Our server is like a maze of doom, filled with rooms upon rooms of enemies just waiting to be defeated. But here’s the catch – you’ll get locked in with them until every last one is dead! It’s like a never-ending battle royale, but with creepers and skeletons instead of other players.

Join our server for the thrill of facing off against endless waves of enemies, all while trying to survive and make it to the next room. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer determination. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about conquering the nudooms? Trust us, it’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest and most skilled players will come out victorious. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!