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Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2409

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd fun in our Nylon Ass Edition world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky censorship).

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with resources to help you get started. And if you’re looking for some 18+ avatar models, we’ve got a whole collection for you to choose from – including anime models, tech gear, and even a bag o’ dicks (because why not?).

Join us for our weekly Lewd Meets, where things get steamy and spicy in the virtual world. Or if you’re not into that, we’ve got Non-Lewd Meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday – because sometimes you just need a break from all the lewdness.

So come on, join us in our crazy virtual world where anything is possible – even real ejaculate! Just don’t forget to download at your own risk, because things can get wild on our server. See you in the virtual world!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	6187	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	9

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	907
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	963232

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5076	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!