Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!
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DollCraft Minecraft Server
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NashThreads Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!
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BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!
So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!
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TipsyTeenHippocampus
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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!
And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!
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CraftedSurvival: Where players compete for cobblestone like it’s the Hunger Games!
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CraftedSurvival <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blocky-lolz-kinocraft/">Minecraft Server</a> Welcome to CraftedSurvival!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with both Java and Bedrock players? Look no further! Join us at play.CraftedSurvival.net for a semi-vanilla SMP experience with awesome features and a friendly community.
Server Features:
🌐 Cross-Play Seamlessly play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions. 🛠️ Semi-Vanilla Enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with a few quality-of-life improvements. 🆕 Version 1.20.1 Stay updated with the latest Minecraft version. 🏠 Land Claiming Protect your builds from griefers with our easy-to-use land-claiming system. 🛌 One Player Sleep Skip the night with just one player sleeping. ❌ No Grief Play worry-free with our strict no-griefing policy. 👹 Mob Heads Collect unique mob heads as trophies. 🔄 TPA Conveniently teleport to your friends. 🎉 Events Participate in fun and engaging community events. 🤗 Friendly Community Join a welcoming and supportive community of players. IP Address & Bedrock Port:
🔗 IP Address: play.CraftedSurvival.net
🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132
Come and build your adventure with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s a place for you at CraftedSurvival. See you in-game!
FAQ
Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock players? A: Yes, CraftedSurvival allows seamless cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions. Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, CraftedSurvival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a worry-free gameplay experience. Q: How do I protect my builds from griefers? A: You can easily protect your builds by using the land-claiming system available on the server. Q: Are there any unique features on CraftedSurvival? A: Yes, you can collect rare mob heads as trophies and participate in community events. Q: How can I teleport to my friends on the server? A: CraftedSurvival offers a convenient TPA (teleportation) feature for easy teleportation to your friends.
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FartCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most gas-tastic Minecraft server around! Our server is so full of flatulence that you’ll be wondering “who farted?” at every turn. But don’t worry, these farts aren’t just stinky – they’re magical!Join our server and you’ll find yourself flying through the air on a cloud of fart gas, battling enemies with explosive farts, and even using farts to power your machines. Our community is full of fart enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and open butt cheeks).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a fart-powered unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or explore a world made entirely of fart clouds and butt-shaped mountains? Only on our server, of course!
So come on over and join us for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing (and maybe gagging) for days. Just remember to bring your gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!
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BayernCraft Server: RIP Bayern
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!
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RichFriend’sRestaurant Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being the designated ATM for your friends? Do you feel like you’re constantly funding everyone else’s lavish lifestyle while they leave you high and dry on your special day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being the ‘rich friend’ again!Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul, where your virtual wealth knows no bounds. Build the biggest, most extravagant mansion, ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and shower your friends with emerald blocks just because you can. No more awkward bill-splitting or feeling guilty for having more diamonds than everyone else – on our server, you’re the king of bling!
And if anyone dares to ask you to cover their tab before you log off, just unleash a creeper army on them and watch as they run for the hills. No more being taken advantage of – it’s your time to shine (literally, with all those glowstone blocks you’ll have)!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being the ‘rich friend’ isn’t a burden, it’s a badge of honor. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only limit to your wealth is your imagination (and maybe a few stacks of gold blocks).
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GirlGamerInheritanceDenied
Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, female empowerment, Gaslighting, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, generational beliefs, GirlGamerInheritanceDenied, Inheritance, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, parental conflict, patriarchal values, self worth, toxic family dynamicsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while avoiding the wrath of your virtual mother!On our server, you won’t have to worry about being recorded for not showering or having your words twisted against you. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any family drama getting in the way.
And hey, if you ever need to escape from the chaos of your own family, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic wedding venue, you might just earn an invite to your own virtual wedding – no crazy family members allowed!
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs inheritance money when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – because in this world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!