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BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3962
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	66
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	479	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!