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ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6747	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	760881
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FireKillerCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6872	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Blocky Brits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6462
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	713	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!