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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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