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DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1457	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	498023
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Animals Bred:	158	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2379

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Farms Harvested:	908	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	594855
Dimension Hops:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!