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Trump’s New Number Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Trump trying to get a new number! Will he succeed or will he be stuck with the same old number forever? Join now to find out and be a part of this historic moment in Minecraft history! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! -
CheekyCraft: Where Age is Just a Number
come join our minecraft server where a kiss on the cheek will still feel the same as you get older! why? because our server is infused with magical properties that keep your skin forever sensitive and youthful, just like a baby’s bottom.we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.
so come on over and experience the eternal bliss of a sensitive cheek, where every kiss feels like the first time. join us now and defy the laws of aging on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
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EmperixSMP: Where vanilla is semi, resets are a no-no, and 1.21 is the magic number!
Emperix SMP Server Welcome to Emperix SMP Server!
The server has just gone live last week and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, Emperix SMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will answer happily answer any questions!
How to Join:
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, Emperix SMP offers a hospitable haven for all.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer Is the server vanilla? Yes, but it also offers some enhanced features for a unique experience. Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Are there any server rules? Yes, there are rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must follow. Can I join with mods or cheats? No, the server is meant for a fair and enjoyable vanilla gameplay experience. -
BlockbusterBinge
Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can watch your favorite movie recreated in pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated builders who have painstakingly recreated every scene from your favorite movie using only blocks. Want to reenact the epic battle scenes from Lord of the Rings? We got you covered. Feel like singing along to Frozen? We’ve got Elsa’s ice castle ready for you to explore. So why settle for watching a movie when you can live it in Minecraft? Join our server now and experience cinema like never before! -
SnapChatCraft: Age is Just a Number
Are you tired of dealing with inappropriate behavior from your significant other? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from real-life drama!On our server, you can build your own virtual world where there’s no room for flirty messages with coworkers. Leave the drama behind and focus on crafting the perfect blocky paradise.
Join now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a cheating husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build some virtual walls to keep out the real-life drama!
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GayCoffee Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments! -
DengueCraft2024: Brazilian Epidemic
Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man! We got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t even believe it!So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!
So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!
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Crafty Geezers – Where age is just a number! Join ‘>be 34’ for a wild ride in Minecraft land!
>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin! -
Blocky Banter: Morning Madness
Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?
But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!