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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4949 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Farms Harvested: | 857 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7656 |
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