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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6107 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!