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Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3366	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4344
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	7600	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mines Excavated:	4200	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	56	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension Hops:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	1219
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mines Excavated:	4569
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Emeralds Found:	4284	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!