#nuclearblast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	113	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	67
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4187	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	7742
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Buildings Constructed:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	73
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	7531
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	432304
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7415	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Farms Harvested:	924
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?