Nuclear MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

International, global crisis, Diplomacy, Crafting, War

Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

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Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

satire, social media, here’s your, Nuclear, comedy

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

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IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

Nuclear, Attack, nuclear sites, hezbollah, Bomb

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!

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THE CHICKEN BUCKET | Guns/Explosives | Custom Items | Claims | Mature

Claims, Libertarian Rules, customitem, Claim, Guns

THE CHICKEN BUCKETIP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co

GUNS, EXPLOSIVES, CUSTOM ITEMS, FREE MARKET ECONOMY, AND MATURE COMMUNITY!

TCB is an enhanced survival multiplayer experience with custom items, guns, explosives, and many other unique features! TCB truly is an experience like no other.

On TCB, you also are free from the endless restrictions and rules of most servers. Claim your land, create businesses, build towns and cities with your friends, and build up your wealth by creating shops and businesses or perhaps choose to purchase armaments to cause mayhem and destruction!

The choice is yours to craft your legacy on TCB! What are you waiting for?

TOP FEATURES

* Guns and explosives plugin

* Land claiming

* Heads plugin

* Player run economy

* PVP enabled everywhere (Spawn/event zones are the only exceptions!)

* Diamond backed currency (our currency is strong and player driven!)

* Freely raid unclaimed land (no holds barred on unclaimed land!)

* Laid-back rules and regs (our server is more libertarian minded!)

QUALITY OF LIFE

* Single person sleep!

* All standard server commands such as /warp, /sethome, /tpa, etc

* Anti-cheat system

* No irritating phantom mobs!

* Active and helpful staff

* And much more!

You get the idea? Well then, come check it out! You know you want to.IP: tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co

tcb_official_mc.apexmc.co:25577

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Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

Challenges, Empathy, autist, Ick.., Communication

Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

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Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

Toni Kroos, Madrids, marcelo, Minecraft, Luka Modric

Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

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Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Oshi, Story, Downfall

Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

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Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump

Voting, disbelief in government, disbelief in current events, voting for Trump, disbelief in outcome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.

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Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server

fake news, Server, Media, Deception, rallies

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Extent of Harris would struggle to keep up with the madness. We’ve got more coordinated media disinformation than a conspiracy theory convention, all to lure in those liberal cucks to our rallies (just kidding, we don’t actually have rallies…or do we?). Join us for a maze of craziness that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

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TV SHOWS THAT SHOULD BE A HIT ON /TV/ BUT /TV/ HAS NO IDEA THEY EXIST Minecraft SMP

TV, idea.., tv shows, Hit, movie references

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft adventure where players are transported to the afterlife and must solve the mystery of their own disappearance.

Picture this: you’re a teen stuck in the afterlife, attending school and uncovering secrets left and right. But beware, the closer you get to the truth, the more twisted the lies become. It’s like a mix of Nancy Drew and Stranger Things, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and tons of movie references that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, there’s very little diversity and poz, so you can focus on the real fun stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what mysteries await you in the afterlife!

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