Crafty Chaos: ‘Creeper hugs or finding diamonds?’

Apocalypse, chances, Chaos, Commitment, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, destiny, diamonds, Disaster, End of the World, fate, fear, finding, Future, hugs, Humanity, love, nuclear holocaust, Priorities, relationships, settle down, Survival, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead, WOMAN

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crops Grown:	2437
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of waiting to find a woman and settle down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and we guarantee that you’ll find love before a nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity. Our server is so magical, it’s been known to bring people together in the most unexpected ways. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers and zombies to bond over? Join us now and start crafting your love story!

Blocky Relief Co.

blocky, bowel movement, constipation relief, Detox, Digestive health, gastrointestinal health, giant shit, headache relief, health benefits, holistic healing, holistic wellness, mind-body connection, mind-body healing, natural medicine, natural remedy, pain relief, Relaxation, Relief, self-care, stress relief, wellness, wellness lifestyle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	9878	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400

join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!

Astronomical discoveries, Astronomy, Chandra space telescope, ChandraCraft, Cosmic exploration, discovery, government spending, invest, science funding, scientific advancements, scientific exploration, scientific research, Space discoveries, space exploration, space observatory, space observatory funding, space technology, technology investment, telescope funding, Universe Exploration, universe understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ da Chandra space telescope up in dis bish! we be investin’ trillions in defense n’ religious stuff, but congress be actin’ all shady ’bout allocatin’ just $70 million for dis bomb observatory dat be droppin’ mad discoveries ’bout da universe. like, come on, we be needin’ dis telescope to find dem hidden diamondz in da sky or sumthin’! join us on dis server n’ help us save da Chandra space telescope, cuz who knows what secrets we be uncoverin’ up in dis joint! #SaveTheChandraTelescope #MinecraftMadness

Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

Approval, Biomes, building, close-knit, community involvement, continent, Craft, dedicated server, Engaging, Friendly, Fun, HappyGoLucky, high uptime, Maintaining, Mature, Minecraft, ONLINE, player experience, Positive, respectful, rich memories, Seasonal Events, SemiSpice, server performance, simp, small server, sunrise, top-notch, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Dawn MC Server

Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Focus	Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
Community	Small, close-knit, friendly

Rules:

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
Seek approval to build close to other players.

Apply:

If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been around for over four years.
What is the age requirement?	The community is for 21+ age group only.
Are there any specific rules regarding building?	Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Void Gems Collected:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5474
Potions Brewed:	195	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Love Letters Sent:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Votes:	8006	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4718
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

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