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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	156	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Love Letters Sent:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Animals Bred:	72
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	483
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Latin HappyCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	2527
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3653
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7460

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!