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Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

411, adorable, big brown eyes, big cat wing glasses, big curly hair, bob with bangs, chatty, cute, CuteCraft, Dimples, fat cheeks, Girlfriend, hot, HotNotCraft, mature aura, pure aura, quirky, ray of sunshine, reading, self-doubt, smiling, sultry aura

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5770
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	New Chunks Explored:	366909
Void Gems Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

play.bashybashy.com:25577

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Votes:	2861

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, aspies, Aspiring, Audience, Brave Group, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, helpful resources, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6212

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	6316	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	215

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!